Issue No. 44Week ending Sunday, November 1, 2026685 episodes · 3017 articles
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Michael Girdley

Michael Girdley appears in 2 full episodes we cover on Acquisitions Anonymous. Host of Acquisitions Anonymous. Below is what each conversation covered, with a key takeaway per article. Every quote in the articles is verbatim and timestamped to the source video.

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The Pirate Liquor Store Making $300K a Year

This episode delves into the analysis of a unique pirate-themed liquor store in Anchorage, Alaska, boasting $306K in Seller's Discretionary Earnings. The hosts examine the business's impressive growth under its current owner, the strategic advantage of strict local liquor license limitations, and the unusual transparency with which the business is being sold. They explore the feasibility of remote ownership in such a distinct market and ultimately agree on the deal's strong appeal for a local acquirer seeking a reliable cash-flowing asset.

  • A pirate-themed liquor store in Anchorage, Alaska, the Captain Sparrow Liquor Store, pulls in $306,000 in Seller's Discretionary Earnings (SDE) on $2.55 million in gross revenue, making it a highly attractive cash-flowing asset. Read →
  • Sirius Fujimoto, owner of Captain Sparrow Liquor in Anchorage, Alaska, doubled the revenue and Seller's Discretionary Earnings (SDE) of an 80-year-old business in just six years, reaching $306K SDE. Read →
  • Alaska's retail liquor license quota system, limiting one license per 3,000 residents in a census area, creates an ironclad barrier to entry for new competitors. This makes existing stores, like Anchorage's pirate-themed Captain Sparrow (boasting $306K in Seller's Discretionary Earnings), dispropor… Read →
  • Sirius Fujimoto, owner of a pirate-themed liquor store in Anchorage, Alaska, chose to publicly disclose detailed financials, including tax returns showing $306K in Seller's Discretionary Earnings, directly on his company's website. Read →
  • Don't fall for “10 hours a week” claims in brick-and-mortar businesses, even with remote POS. The hosts found this particularly suspect for a pirate-themed liquor store in Anchorage, Alaska. Read →
  • SBA loans frequently finance liquor store acquisitions, despite alcohol being a product often labeled as a “vice” by some. This often surprises founders. Read →
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They Want $1.6M for a Marching Band Business?!

This episode analyzes a high-priced marching band equipment manufacturing business for sale, scrutinizing its valuation against its niche market and operational specifics. The hosts explore broader inefficiencies within the business brokering landscape, highlighting how 'fantasy valuations' and a lack of proper due diligence, particularly regarding Quality of Earnings reports by SBA lenders, create significant friction in small business acquisitions.

  • Brokers Set Fantasy Valuations: Many business brokers, particularly franchises like Transworld Business Advisors, inflate asking prices (e.g., promising 8-9x multiples) to secure listings, not because they're realistic. Read →
  • Niche businesses often carry 'fantasy valuations': This particular marching band equipment manufacturer, despite claiming $200,000 in Seller's Discretionary Earnings (SDE), had an asking price that translates to an 8-9x SDE multiple. For a small, specialized operation, this is wildly out of sync wi… Read →
  • Heather Endresen reveals why SBA lenders often disregard buyers' Quality of Earnings reports, focusing only on tax returns. Learn how this friction impacts deals. Read →
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