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6 quotes from 1 episode on Capital Allocators, each with a timestamped link to the source.
Private equity structures trap capital through misaligned incentives and open-ended retail sidecars. Scott Ramsower points out that managers keep collecting baseline fees on aging 2018 assets rather than generating cash returns.
A zombie fund holds existing assets and charges fees but lacks the dry powder to execute new deals.
“A zombie fund is a fund that has stopped making new deals, also can't raise capital. It's neither dead, because the fund still has assets in it, It's not alive either, because they're not adding to those assets and they have no more dry powder.”
Pensions like Texas Teachers and a typical 401(k) retirement plan operate with completely different risk profiles and liquidity expectations.
“Institutional investors, people like Texas Teachers, and retail investors, people like myself, my parents' 401(k) plan, we have different risk profiles, liquidity needs, time horizons, performance expectations, level of expertise and resources…”
From Scott Ramsower on Why Retail Private Equity Structures Fail
Private equity offers a correct investment strategy for everyday investors placed inside the wrong legal vehicle.
“There's a saying out there that I like, which is, 'Private equity for the retail investor is the right strategy, but the wrong structure,'”
From Scott Ramsower on Why Retail Private Equity Structures Fail
Managers bought companies between 2018 and 2022 using low interest rates and peak valuations. Buyers refuse to match those conditions today, leaving the investments stranded.
“The 2018 to 2022 vintages deployed capital in a low-rate, high-multiple environment. They were not able to exit those deals in time, and that environment no longer exists. The math doesn't work on exits.”
An investor committing to a closed $10 billion buyout vehicle faces dilution. The agreement effectively becomes an uncapped pool if it permits retail money to enter without a limit.
“If I go into a $10 billion fund, I'm not paying attention to the LPA if that LPA allows a retail vehicle to invest infinite amounts, then I've effectively signed up for an uncapped fund…”
From Scott Ramsower on Why Retail Private Equity Structures Fail
General partners drag out the life of aging investments to maximize their compensation. These firms collect baseline payments on a static net asset value instead of distributing cash.
“A GP is collecting fees on NAV or on their cost basis that hasn't converted to cash in years…”
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