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Jon Apter reports that private equity firms face shifting hold periods and new integration challenges as the industry evolves. Quality of earnings reports will soon demand formal adjustments for experimental AI operational expenses at exit.
Most interesting insights
Future buyers will adjust quality of earnings reports to normalize the costs of experimental AI deployment.
“I imagine when all these companies go to exit, there will be some normalization around AI spend in these quality of earnings reports…”
Jon Apter, Private Equity Funcast · October 2026 · Watch at 50:48 ↗
Private equity sponsors handle screening and analysis well but set the wrong tone during negotiations. Operating teams build stronger connections when pitching long term equity growth to sellers.
“…it does look a little weird and sets the wrong tone if the private equity sponsor is the one doing all of the diligence on the business because ultimately you got to figure out how to integrate them.”
Jon Apter, Private Equity Funcast · October 2026 · Watch at 35:29 ↗
“…the private equity sponsor is really good at screening and can help run the analysis, but they should not be the ones building the relationships with the other side.”
Jon Apter, Private Equity Funcast · October 2026 · Watch at 35:11 ↗
Excel experts struggle in corporate finance leadership
Finance professionals leaving private equity often mistake modeling backgrounds for operational skill. Jon Apter hired a core accounting controller first to offset personal weaknesses.
“A lot of CFOs who are effectively glorified controllers or maybe a VP of finance tend to think of their jobs as either bean counters or Excel crunchers that could sit in a corner desk and not interact with the business.”
Jon Apter, Private Equity Funcast · October 2026 · Watch at 15:17 ↗
“That's right. And that's why the first hire I made was not a VP of FPNA. It was get a good controller in the seat. Right. I realized those were not my skills. I needed to bring on someone who matched up with my weaknesses.”
Jon Apter, Private Equity Funcast · October 2026 · Watch at 16:56 ↗
“Anyone who's making the jump from the high-powered private equity industry into a corporate environment really needs to assess what is the kind of corporate environment that they are looking for.”
Jon Apter, Private Equity Funcast · October 2026 · Watch at 13:55 ↗
“…what's really important with doing M&A at the size that we were is making sure that the other side who's oftentimes not banked doesn't feel like you're taking advantage of them because we're a people business.”
Jon Apter, Private Equity Funcast · October 2026 · Watch at 32:57 ↗
“…if you're going to invest in bringing on people who are like you, you have to let them fly. You can't micromanage. You could train them and advise them and ask leading questions that might get them to where you want them to get to, but you have to give them a little bit of a leash.”
Jon Apter, Private Equity Funcast · October 2026 · Watch at 33:54 ↗
“Getting the right governance around your data and the right AI usage put in place, that's what the consulting model is going to look like in the future.”
Jon Apter, Private Equity Funcast · October 2026 · Watch at 49:55 ↗
“When you think about spending your dollars in year one, you need to make sure you're recouping those investment dollars in year two and three if you have a three-year exit versus a 5-year exit.”
Jon Apter, Private Equity Funcast · October 2026 · Watch at 51:48 ↗
Jon Apter took a 75% pay cut when leaving Evercore's middle-market private equity practice to become CFO of Accordion when it was a 12-person startup.
Apter made his first key hire a controller rather than a VP of FP&A, intentionally offsetting his own financial modeling background with core accounting muscle.
Accordion completed 12 add-on acquisitions by shifting founder relationship management entirely away from private equity deal teams to internal operators.
Private equity sponsors excel at screening targets and quantitative analysis, but having sponsors run direct diligence alienates unbanked founders.
Accordion CFO Jon Apter notes that sponsor-backed companies are overspending on compute and software tokens, turning AI deployment into an immediate margin drag rather than an instant cost reduction.
Internal metrics inverted inside six months: firms that once celebrated employees with the highest token usage now audit those same users to halt unproductive API consumption.
Jon Apter, CFO of Accordion, states that the standard five-year private equity hold period has been replaced by either fast two-to-three-year exits or extended seven-to-eight-year continuation vehicle timelines.
Capital allocation inside portfolio companies must match the revised hold duration: year-one capital expenditures require complete cash recoupment by years two and three if sponsors target a three-year exit.
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